So this is what he got:
The poor toddler was very confused at first when Buba brought Swamp Dog home after his hair cut. He thought we traded Swamp Dog in for another buddy. But we quickly cleared up the confusion, and the toddler found that Swamp Dog's new hair cut actually made the pooch more interesting:
"Yes, sweetie, the doggie has a weenie and other boy parts, too. Yes, he has always had them; it's just that his hair hid those private parts. And, no you cannot touch that. Or those. Sorry."