Friday, March 19, 2010

Letters of Intent: Flowing locks of grease


Dear husband,

Next time you decide to outfit the hotel shower with bathing necessities, I'd really appreciate it if you would make sure the bottle of conditioner you place next to the shampoo is NOT spelled L-O-T-I-O-N.

It utterly ruins the showering experience when one must wash her hair several times after applying the incognito conditioner. I know you didn't notice the nasty effects of conditioning your flowing locks with lotion, but let me tell you when you don't sport a military haircut, it stinks (literally) to say the least.

Your greasy wife

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  1. Smiling because it's absolutely something I'd do...

  2. Oh no!!!! That's funny and terrible all at the same time. What was his reaction when you told him his mistake?

    Thanks for linking up!

  3. Sooooooooo funny! I hope you got it all out!

  4. @jmberrygirl, I'm so sorry you've had flowing locks of grease, too. :) I hope yours came out in less washes than mine.

    @Foursons, he said "Oh, that was lotion? Why didn't you check before you used it?"
    Me: "Why would I assume that you would put LOTION in the shower??

    @USNchic, yes it came out after about 4 washes, but my hair still doesn't look the same. Think I need a deep cleansing shampoo. Blech!

  5. I'm sorry to say, that's just funny!


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