You know something has gone horribly awry in the kitchen when after you bake a batch of whole wheat cupcakes for your mom's birthday everyone politely chokes one down except for your garbage-dump 2.5 Year Old who announces "Mommy, this doesn't taste like cupcakes!" and dives head first into the ice cream instead.
And the icing on the [whole wheat cup] cake? -- the baby, who thinks grass is tasty, even forfeits the actual cupcake
to instead happily eat the paper wrapper.
Perhaps next time you will understand that just because whole wheat cupcakes look tasty doesn't mean they actually taste tasty.