Now just what do you think you're doing, Baby E.? I was only away from you during the day for two weeks. And now this? Pulling yourself up onto things already? At 7.75 months?
I see you're pretty pleased with yourself.
Great. Well, I'm glad it makes someone happy. What's next? Standing?
Oh. I see. And you're quite proud. So now what am I going to call you?
Baby doesn't seem quite so fitting these days.
But I'm going to hang on anyway.